The Iron Whiskers Foundry

Where Every Cat Distribution is Expertly Forged

Established 1889

Welcome to The Iron Whiskers Foundry

For over 134 years, we’ve been operating the world’s premier Cat Distribution System- a revolutionary steam-powered network that matches cats with their perfect human companions through the power of aether science and Victorian engineering.

What you may call “coincidence” is actually the result of our carefully calibrated F.L.O.O.F.E.D system working behind the scenes.